Doogie is fascinated by the new girl at school. She’s beautiful, super intelligent and incredibly she seems to like him. Unsure of how to impress her Doogie turns to the internet for advice with very mixed results. Just as things seem to be going well Doogie sees something which throws him into confusion. Is he going crazy or could Angelica really have a forked tongue? Are her freaky parents really human? Could she be an alien or is that just how girls are?! This Graham Joyce young adult novel is one of his funniest but dealing with possible extra-terrestrials is not always a laughing matter.